Re: How about a job?

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: Sorry, the only God that was ever in compuhigh was Jay, its too late for you. : Evan : : MY JOB IS NOT UP FOR BID! I have held this position since the begining of time and I am not willing to give up my seniority. Do you have any idea how hard it is for a deity to change jobs?? : : ~~EL_Dorko (aka GOD) : : : : : : : This could be the job for you! : : : : Position: GOD : : : : Some experience is preferred, but willing to train qualified and interested individual. : : : : Benefits: : : : : Infallibility : : : : Travel the world : : : : Work from home : : : : Personal fan club : : : : Rain fire and brimstone on any foe : : : : Everyone knows your name : : : : Author of number one selling book of the past 2000 years : : : : Never need money again : : : : Hang out with cool dudes with wings : : : : Disadvantages: : : : : Listening to ignorant humans complain with lame excuses to you 24/7 : : : : 12,000,000 preachers tell stories and lies about you each week : : : : Your name will be taken in vain : : : : Your existence will be questioned : : : : The ringing of harps will always be in your ears : : : : No respect! : : : : Duties: : : : : Listen to and not answering 5 million prayers a day : : : : Taking blame when humans fuck up : : : : Every few weeks do a miracle that is questionable : : : : : : : : Heath care plan: : : : : Immortality : : : : Office hours: : : : : 9-5 Mon – Fri. : : : : 9-12 Sat. : : : : Closed Sun.

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