Chain Letter

Send this to all of your friends, I'm sure they will enjoy it immensely!

To: somerandomperson@mindless.com
From: dumbass@idiot.com
Subject: I love you man!

Please do not delete this email without reading it first.

This is a chain letter that has been continuing since the early 1800's. However, IF YOU DO NOT FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO AT LEAST 30 PEOPLE, THE CHAIN WILL BE BROKEN! Also you will die.

Take for example Mark Porder. At age 73, he received this email and simply deleted it. 23 years later he died at the age of 96, from extreme old age.

Or how about Mary Swiftsocket, she received this very same email and did not forward it, three days later she got a hangnail. A month after that, a dog barked at her. 6 months later she received a promotion. 2 years after that, she bought a BMW and overpaid by $3,000!

Let us not forget about Dick Johnson, who also deleted this email from his inbox without forwarding. 12 years after receiving this email, Dick lost his balance while carrying an open container of beer. Dick was unharmed, but sadly his beer had been spilled all over the floor.

You don't want this to happen to you, do you? I didn't think so. So forward this email right now!

If you send it to:

1 person - you are a loser
2 persons - you are still a loser
20 persons - 20 people will think you are a loser
30 persons - 30 people will think you are a loser, but at least you will have avoided THE CURSE OF THE NAKED LIMA BEAN
50 persons - yeah right, like you know that many people